Voicemail

[prof_of_cunning]

"If you wish to leave a message for Edmund Blackadder, this is the place to do it; unless you're a debt collector or a member of the British royal family, in which case, sod off."

"What? Oh, right, that's me. If you want to leave a sausage for Sodoff Baldrick--"

"A message, Baldrick, and no one does. Shut up."

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Crazy Phone Day

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"I don't recall you insulting me; I'm not even sure who you are. Calling someone an elephant isn't kind, or in my case, accurate." Scully's voice was very dry. "While I realize there might be confusion about that being literally true here, maybe you should stick to not making personal remarks about people you've barely met."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[prof_of_cunning]

While he was quick enough to see the value of the telephone when Miss Perrault had showed it to him, she'd rather left out the annoyance factor of receiving calls from random people he didn't know. (Or, for that matter, most people he did know.)

Still, the telephone guide had mentioned that in polite society, people returned telephone calls, so...