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"If you wish to leave a message for Edmund Blackadder, this is the place to do it; unless you're a debt collector or a member of the British royal family, in which case, sod off."
"What? Oh, right, that's me. If you want to leave a sausage for Sodoff Baldrick--"
"A message, Baldrick, and no one does. Shut up."
"What? Oh, right, that's me. If you want to leave a sausage for Sodoff Baldrick--"
"A message, Baldrick, and no one does. Shut up."
